Day 56: Mother's Day
Here is the soap dispenser I got for Mother's Day.
That's right: it is not a soap dispenser. It's a mystifier. You get it and you are mystified by it. So is everyone else when you explain that is not a bloody soap dispenser (why would I want a soap dispenser? Why would anyone?). A mystified, I can use. The orchids, which have never flowered again, might enjoy it. They will be mystified by it, no doubt.
On the bright side, my kid made me a wonderful omelette and even my ex managed to produce a good Italian quiche and some decent prosecco.
It could have been much worse.
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